one last contestant

Isn't she lovely, people?!
Fashionably late is one thing,
but girl,you could end up missing the show!
Five days is muy tardo, eh?
Anyway, we are glad you have arrived
so we can move forward to
March Madness, St. Patrick's Day, Daylight Savings Time and Spring Break.

Thanks again to all our wonderful contest winners,
and to all of you losers,
here's hoping that next year we see
YOU . . . on the red carpet!
Mwaa!!